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Chase Roper's avatar

Things I Need from the Imaginary Store that I’ll Forget if I Don’t Write Them Down Because They Only Just Started Existing Today:

• Pasta Brine

• Coffee Cereal

• Dehydrated Water

• Clorox Wipes

• Facial Wipes

• Toothpaste Wipes

• Skin Hardening Lotion

• Toe Hair Shampoo

• Peeled Potatoes

• Peeled Bananas

• Peeled Celery

• Coconut Water that Tastes Like Coconut Milk

• Coconut Milk that Tastes Like 2% Milk

• LSD

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Wake Lloire's avatar

I’m making waffles for my eldest kid and he was like, why are you laughing, and I just said “Chase’s imaginary grocery list”, and he was like “I don’t even know what you’re saying right now.” And it was the best part of my morning 😂

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Chase Roper's avatar

😂

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